Booting the planet…
One tiny planet. Every Smuzzie. Dash-bonk rivals to knock their traits loose — grab the rarest drip and wear the crown.
Roll
Dash-bonk
Grab drip
Be KingYou are a real Smuzzie from the 4,025 collection, with its real traits. Your Drip is the rarity of everything you're wearing: rarer traits are worth more. Whoever has the most Drip when the 5-minute round ends wins.
Desktop: WASD or arrow keys, or hold the left mouse button to roll toward the cursor. Q/E or right-drag turns the camera; the mouse wheel zooms.
Phone: put your left thumb anywhere on the left side and steer; swipe on the right side to turn the camera.
Press Space, Shift or right-click (or tap DASH) to charge forward. A green BONK badge marks a nearby rival carrying an upgrade for you. The gain is possible: a random trait flies off, and a shield takes the first hit. Grab the loot before someone else does. Weapons give you a little extra reach; the dash recharges in about a second.
Look for a green ring and ↑ GRAB label on loose upgrades. The +number is your actual Drip gain, compared with what you're wearing in that slot. Roll over the item to equip it; your old trait pops off behind you. Rarity colors stay the same, but items that don't improve your loadout are quieter. Your Physics trait changes how you handle: skateboard is fastest, hover drifts, jetpack dashes further, wings are nimble, rover grips.
Bonked with no traits left to lose? You're scrapped and rebuild a few seconds later as your original Smuzzie. Whoever scrapped you gets the credit.
The richest Smuzzie wears the crown and a golden sky beam, and an arrow at the edge of everyone's screen points at them. Expect company.
About once a minute legendary loot lands in a golden capsule, possibly on the other side of the planet. Follow the Gold loot arrow and the gold beam. Roll over it to collect—no bonking needed. The first Smuzzie who can use the upgrade takes it.
Midway through every round one of the 25 one-of-one icons drops in as a giant boss with a health bar. Every bonk knocks loot out of it; the final bonk wins its Relic (+250 Drip), which can be knocked off and stolen like any trait. Type an icon's number (1–25) on the title screen to play as that Legend: no trait slots, but 3 hearts.
When the clock runs out the top three take the podium, then everyone resets for the next round. Round wins, best Drip, Legends slain and scraps are kept in the Hall of Fame.